On my morning walk I pass Sea Breeze Lodge. In the summer I can smell Bacon. mmmm, mmmm… It’s their bounteous breakfast buffet.I thought about disguising myself as a typical guest. You know, wrap around sunglasses, tennis tan, cargo shorts,black or white knee socks. Even if people might see me I would breeze through the dining room and lodge myself in line. What do you think? Could I get away with it?
You can borrow my tennis tan and knee socks anytime Bob.
The knee socks are plaid, but you’ll probably still fit in. Maybe.
We will give you bacon any time you pass our place Bob. All you have to do is ask, and maybe fight your way past the dog!
I’ve always thought you could blend in anywhere Bob, but you might be pushing it here.
some people would do anything for Bacon…I know…I’m one of them